The C+ Novelist

The C+ Novelist

When I’m writing non-fiction, I’m a lean, mean writing machine. At my best, I’m pumping out 3,000 publishable, polished words a day. (If I’m drafting, I can crank out twice that.)

But all my life, I dreamed of writing fiction. The first writing I ever sold? Fiction. My master’s degree? It’s in writing fiction. What’s my hard-drive bulging with? Unfinished fiction.

Why don’t I finish a novel?

I’m not sure, but I have an idea. When I was a kid, excellence was my only option. The minimum acceptible grade? A. The only rank worth having? The best.

When any grade but an A is a failing grade, your best bet is to stick with your A subjects and avoid B, C, or D subjects like the plague.

So I stuck to my strengths: reading, writing, teaching, singing, using my voice. And I avoided:

– sports (D+)
– painting (C-)
– dance (F)
– math (C-).

As an adult, I’m intrigued by the idea of writing a novel. At the same time, I’m terrified of writing a C+ novel.

I’m thinking that’s why I don’t finish novels. If they’re never finished, I never have to turn them in for a grade.

When I’m writing non-fiction, I’m a lean, mean writing machine. At my best, I’m pumping out 3,000 publishable, polished words a day. (If I’m drafting, I can crank out twice that.)

But all my life, I dreamed of writing fiction. The first writing I ever sold? Fiction. My master’s degree? It’s in writing fiction. What’s my hard-drive bulging with? Unfinished fiction.

Why don’t I finish a novel?

I’m not sure, but I have an idea. When I was a kid, excellence was my only option. The minimum acceptible grade? A. The only rank worth having? The best.

When any grade but an A is a failing grade, your best bet is to stick with your A subjects and avoid B, C, or D subjects like the plague.

So I stuck to my strengths: reading, writing, teaching, singing, using my voice. And I avoided:

– sports (D+)

– painting (C-)

– dance (F)

– math (C-).

As an adult, I’m intrigued by the idea of writing a novel. At the same time, I’m terrified of writing a C+ novel.

I’m thinking that’s why I don’t finish novels. If they’re never finished, I never have to turn them in for a grade.

Mark McElroy

I'm a husband, mystic, writer, media producer, creative director, tinkerer, blogger, reader, gadget lover, and pizza fiend.

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Mark McElroy

I'm a husband, mystic, writer, media producer, creative director, tinkerer, blogger, reader, gadget lover, and pizza fiend.

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