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Watch in horror as four saccharine-sweet actors (portraying the Four Demographics of the Apocalypse: The Geek, The Old Lady, The Soccer Mom, and The Token) rhapsodize about the joys of throwing a "Windows 7 Launch Party" for their friends.
Yes. This is serious. Microsoft wants you — you! — to have people over, serve them some Sam's Club frozen cream puffs, and subject them to an hour or so of you, demonstrating how to burn a CD or browse the web with Windows.
Soccer Mom: "When everyone was there and settled, I led an overview of some of my most favorite Windows 7 features."
Nothing — *nothing* — says party to me like a white thirty-something woman leading an overview of her favorite operating system.
Oh. My. God. Microsoft as the new Tupperware.
Microsoft should offer this as a free upgrade to anyone who had to suffer through two years of using it’s dreadful Vista predecessor.
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