Category - Moments

Fortress Amerika

Fortress Amerika

Because the backward-thinking American government does not recognize my fifteen-year marriage to Clyde, returning to America is always a challenge for us. This trip presented us with our most challenging re-entry yet. Both Clyde and I were pulled...

Lost in Translation

Lost in Translation

I am on a Thai airways flight, squeezed in among dozens of passengers from many nations. Just prior to our landing in Bangkok, an attendant passes me one of those ubiquitous arrival/departure cards. My only pen, though, is in my computer bag, and my...

Top Ten Things to Love About Vietnam

Top Ten Things to Love About Vietnam

10. Low prices, everyday. Outside the hotels, haircuts are less than a dollar. 9. The plentiful fresh seafood. Even the squid melts in your mouth. 8. The Ho Chi Min Mausoleum. For the five minutes I was inside, I actually wasn't hot for a change. 7...

Storm

Storm

Exhausted by the pervasive heat, our family decides to eat dinner in one of our hotel's four restaurants. After some debate (some are weary of Asian cuisine, while others have a predisposition against buttery, saucy French dishes), a majority...

More than a Little Hanoi-ing

More than a Little Hanoi-ing

How can I describe to you the fierce heat of a Vietnamese summer? Today, within four minutes of leaving the hotel, I was absolutely and completely drenched from head to toe -- not by rain, but by slick, oily perspiration. My hair was plastered to my...

The Turnaround

The Turnaround

During our trip to Cambodia in 2005, we stayed at the Shinta Mani Hotel, a small, secluded retreat from the crushing heat and motor scooter-crowded streets of Siem Reap. The cool white walls, chilly rooms, and rustic pool area made a big impression...

Overheard in New Orleans

Overheard in New Orleans

We're in New Orleans, shopping for pralines in a touristy little candy shop. I'm scarfing down a gritty, chalky sample of the chocolate pralines when a short, plump employee barrels past me and blocks the door. "Sir, did you pay for that?" At first...

Reason #436 Why I Despise Blue Cross

Reason #436 Why I Despise Blue Cross

Blue Cross pharmacy coverage won't allow me to refill prescriptions more than two days before the prescription runs out. As a result, I can't plan ahead; instead, I have to make a mad dash to the pharmacy each time I need thirty more tablets of the...

Stupid Sheraton Tricks

Stupid Sheraton Tricks

This past weekend, we booked rooms at the Sheraton in downtown Atlanta. Our nightly rate bought us more than we expected. Front Desk Follies. When Clyde approached the desk, the night manager turned him away because Clyde wasn't "Mark McElroy." The...

New Wheels

New Wheels

We've been driving and comparing cars for months now: the Honda CRV, the Acura RDX, and even the Lexus Hybrid. Until Consumer Reports rhapsodized over the new Hyundai SUV's in last month's issue, we had never even considered the Santa Fe. After a...