Okay, computer graphics gurus ... Uncle Mark needs help! I do a lot of digital collage work that involves taking several elements from several different images and pasting them into a target image. For example: I might mask out and copy a person...
Zyrtec, my beloved allergy medication, keeps me human. Claritin and Clarinex make my heart pound the way it did the first time I met Clyde. (Nice back then, but not so nice when you're trying to doze off at night.) For all the good they do me, I...
Here in northeast Jackson, the only Chinese food available is bland, sticky, over-cooked buffet fare. Ding How, the buffet on the east side of I-55, is dark and dirty. On the west side of the highway, the Peking -- once our favorite Chinese food...
Last Valentine's Day, Clyde surprised me with tickets to London, where we plan to see Equus (that's French, I think, for Harry Potter's Lost His Britches), take in a few great movies, see some experimental theatre, and run around town with friends...
During their recent visit to Jackson, friends from the godless Midwestern States (just kidding!) remarked, "How can you stand living here and having Jesus constantly rammed down your throat?" While you do eventually become numb to it, it's true that...
An older couple in our condo complex owns a huge RV. (This particular model, mentioned previously, is called "Everest" for a reason!) Covenants forbid large vehicles from being parked on the property, but these folks have made it abundantly clear...
For the past five years, I've been blessed with the opportunity to work for myself by writing full-time. I love the flexibility, but, half a decade later, I find that: - I have credentials, expertise, and skills that a full-time writing gig doesn't...
If you live in Jackson, Mississippi, you've probably rented at least one movie from Video Library -- one of the largest video stores in the southeast, and Jackson's last independently-owned video store. For more than twenty-five years, my partner...
At some point over the past three years, Chelsea -- our Terrier-Dauschund mix -- pinpointed Clyde as The Big Dog in our household. When Clyde and I walk into the house together, Clyde is consistently greeted first. When orders must be given, Clyde's...
Miracle fruit looks like a fat, oblong holly berry: smaller than a grape, bigger than a blueberry. The skin ranges from bright red to pale reddish-yellow. The pulp has a range of tastes, depending on the berry, from dull and flavorless to faintly...